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hi you are now ETHICALLY OBLIGATED to watch this 40 second youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTpzuO3m74A&feature=youtu.be

saying “please leave me to my studies” and then continuing to watch youtube tiktok compilations on mute in the dark

me: [logs onto a website almost entirely constituted of communists and anarchists] i have decided today that i am a mayor

imposing a $350 fine for awooing will simply create a system where awooing is basically legal for the wealthy. we call this class the Awoorgeoisie

i’m ready to be cute and not say the word “federated timeline” on this date

@AndyDershon Your iPhone Now Only Has One Port -- And It IS a Mouth

gab is an experiment to see what mastodon would be like if it had nazis but no active users

oops! all boba

lana del mage

today snouts pets me and calls Me a good boy. tomorrow the world

boss makes a dollar
i wear a collar
im being puppy on company time