Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 14

@LottieVixen a lot of friendship

and helping me keep my money up enough to end this expense

@LottieVixen like

$309 a week for the place

$150 a week for food

suddenly thinking back to college and deadline extensions and now I can't dissociate the voice of Legasov from Chernobyl saying "they'll deny it of course, they always do" from it

Happy indigenous people's day.

You can go back to forgetting about natives after today like people always do. /s

@popefucker I'll hire an attorney

first wish with a genie should always be "don't twist the intent of my wishes for your personal amusement and/or to teach me a lesson about unintended consequences"

For a *million* though, hey you're in luck. You're only talking about 16 years of endless, 24/7 toil for a million dollars at minimum wage.

If you worked for US minimum wage 24 hours a day 7 days a week, it would take you 15,700 years to make a billion dollars.

All of recorded history is only about 5,500 years old. That's almost three times as long.

Your family could have someone work for 500 generations and never spend anything, and still not be a billionaire.

@pendragon I've been calling the people who fly it "sore losers" for years now so I can totally get behind this

There is no Illinois starter pack because no culture exists south of Kankakee or west of Rockford... and that's pushing it.

The state is also too broke to fund it.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants

it do a rain

y'all look what I got