product idea: spray cheese but it's mayonnaise
it's called sprayonnaise
product idea: spray cheese but it's mayonnaise
it's called sprayonnaise
robot fursona that sometimes just makes the mac startup noise out of nowhere and covers her mouth like "oh, excuse me"
just got asked my pronouns at a trucker-ass gas station by a dude in a ford truck baseball cap
it's the future yall
aesthetic: watching this man try to do a beat saber level of the dial-up handshake noise and being obliterated by flying cyberblocks as he stares dejectedly into the virtual horizon
half the reason to own a cat is you can hold your fist out and they'll punch themselves in the face with it for you
sometimes i think about the D&D peasant railgun
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