Notices by 🔵 Chaotic Goof (kat@snouts.online)

product idea: spray cheese but it's mayonnaise

it's called sprayonnaise

robot fursona that sometimes just makes the mac startup noise out of nowhere and covers her mouth like "oh, excuse me"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qOJqNjalE

just got asked my pronouns at a trucker-ass gas station by a dude in a ford truck baseball cap

it's the future yall

aesthetic: watching this man try to do a beat saber level of the dial-up handshake noise and being obliterated by flying cyberblocks as he stares dejectedly into the virtual horizon

half the reason to own a cat is you can hold your fist out and they'll punch themselves in the face with it for you

sometimes i think about the D&D peasant railgun