Notices by Princess Russian Kitten (dissidentkitty@radical.town)

Communists? Russian.
Anarchists? Russian.
Libertarians? Russian.
Fascists? Russian.
Behold, the Grand Russian Unification Theory of Politics.

The peasants hath become accustomed to speaking a most detestable phrase: “as you say, Elder.” They utter it with a most indecent tone, implying disbelief and rebellious sentiments. This phrase might rightly be compared to the gravest insult of our age, which I dare not write.

Linux users are wizards: they do more work for the same functions, but in exchange they get more flexibility and power.

Windows users are sorcerer: they get innate support and intuitive functions, but not nearly as many tricks as the wizards.

Mac users are warlocks: they bonded their souls to a malevolent power that doesn't actually care about them.