Notices by AkaiHebi 🔞 (akaihebi@niu.moe)

Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell: Loneliness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Xv_g3g-mA

everyone on the fediverse is a cute transgirl unless proven otherwise

Well, I'm not thrilled.

ActivityPub/OStatus..
Actually, this reminds me XMPP.
An open protocol, a decentralized network, and people could communicate with each other no matter what instance.

The funny thing is that in their earlier days, Facebook Chat and Google Talk both were fully XMPP compatible.

But you know, walled garden principle. Embrace, harvest, split, dominate.

XMPP is obviously alive and well.

The Rules of the Internet applied to Niu:
- if it exists then there's a bread version of it ··no exceptions
- all guys wear skirts
- all girls have dicks
- all kids are undercover Interpol agents
- toots go through errors 500
- use strong Traditional Czech encryption
- headpats is the standard greeting
- no bulli
- Kube will open soon™

@alli Let's do the basics:

pain: 🍞 (generic bread)

pain de mie: 🍞 (soft bread)

baguette: 🥖 (a typical long bread)

pain au chocolat: (a little bread with chocolate inside -usually called "chocolatine" in southwest France only)

embrassade: 🤗 (hug)

bisou: 😘 (a kiss, typically on the cheek or forehead)

bises: 😘 (kisses, typically between adults, on the cheek -various amounts on alternating cheek depending on region)

câlins: 🤗 (cuddles or warm hugs)

nez: 👃 (nose)

Today, let's thank Jean-Baptiste Kempf, the core developers at VideoLAN and all the contributors for VLC Media Player.

VideoLAN is a nonprofit and they always kept a strong position VLC remained free/libre open source software and free from ads or any spy code even when VLC is deployed on millions/billions of computers worldwide.

VideoLAN ❤

Visitor tracking companies using Javascripts and uninformed website managers to collect user credentials by abusing browser's autofill function so they can link online identities of people and sell that to data brokers.

AND YOU'RE STILL BEGGING ME TO DISABLE MY ADBLOCKER, ARE YOU INSANE

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@Pasty Oh what language do you speak with Karen ?
- Czech traditional 🇨🇿
- Czech simplified 🇬🇧
- Czech kitty 🐱
- Niuspeak :owobread: