Notices by comfort & control (vantablack@cybre.space), page 3

if ubuntu is so good why isn't there an ubunthree

@omniadisce fuck I actually followed a librarian a little bit ago but can't search my toots/notifications to remember who they were

LIBRARIAN WITH THE SPINNING AVATAR, THIS PERSON COULD USE YOUR HELP

posted this 4 years ago on FB:

"Last night I had a dream that people's teeth grew like fingernails and every once in a while they had to be cut with a set of pliers and what the fuck."

H E L L
Y E S
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https://cybre.space/media/dQpEem7fMTVRfMZwnco

there should be a zalgo option to get progressively more zalgo'd as the text continues

M̴̧̢̛̱̭̯͈͉̠͚̺͉̲̠̖̤̙̼͟A҉̜̟̰̰̙͚͇̪͍͍̥͙̠S̷̨̟͔̲̲̮̘͍̰͕̺̼T̷̗̝̦̹̤̺̞͟O̪̰͍̻̯̟̯͎̱͇̹͈̯̻̮̤͘͘͜͝ͅD̛͇͎̯͘͡͡O̵̱͈̭͈̜̳̺̣̼̕͡ͅN̷̛͏͚̲̯͕͇͕̱ͅ ̴̸̛̻̠̬͍Z͏̸̦̱̩̙̬̼̼͔̹͖̯A̸̸̢̨̤̠̼̱̜͈͚͔̥̝Ļ̶̜̤̖̝̮͔̺̲̺͙͍G̶̸͖͉̮͙̥̺̬̳͚̼̭̱̭̦̺̕͢͞O̧̢͚̻̖̼͉͍̘̭͍͕͡ ̠͈̠̮̠͡P̵̶͖̬͔̩̙͖̳͜͟O͏̨̱̜͕̤̙̟̣̼̝͕͚̻̳͕̕͡L̵̨̠̫̮̳̝͙̰͟I̕͏̬̖͕̦͍͔̜̫̘̹͖͚̗̱͞C̡͏̬̮̮͇̻̦̲͈͔̳̰͉̣Y̸͕̞̞̪̥̞̤͍͈͜͟
̴̶̗̩̬͍̱̳̳̖͘̕͡
̴̧̼̟̤͕̻̜͘͞Ạ̢̣̳̠̖̪̤͍̣͕͕̳̝͢͡L̢̘̟͔̜̦͇̦̠̠͠͠L̶̢̫͕͕̭̦̘͎͎̪̪̠̜͔͙͎̭̝͡͡ ҉̢̬̯͈͚͉͔͖̭̥̭̮̬͇͔̟T̡̖͎̣͖̰͢E̵̷̡̦̤̻͖̥X͎̮̻̠͕͙̪̟̩̰̘̭̺̯͍̪̼͎̰͜͢͠T҉̕҉̴̘͉̟̹̠̹͍̳͈̜̳̬͙̖̯̗ͅ ̴̶̫̬̫̰̩̦̺̲̺͟͝M̷̳̫̝̹̠͚̲̠̗͖̼̫͖̮̝̺͟U͔̜̤͚̳̘͜͜͞S̵̡̛̤̲̳͖͖̬͈̭̮͉̹̤̪͍͝T̶̲̪̗͞ ̸̧̼̣̳̤̲̠͕̠͘͜B̵̺̻̟̣̮͙̲̞͉̕E̡͇͚̝̘̘̰͢ ̧̨͙͉͙̝̟̲̣̰͖̣͈̼̗̩͖͇I̷͟͏̳͉̫̟͙͚̞̙͝N̴̷̡͚̮̯͕̳͓ ̪͔̩̭̯͙͓̯̮̜͚̜̬̰͟͠Z̡̩͉̜̥͓̯̱̼̺̭̭̠͈̹A͏͉̜̠̞̰̖̖̞̭͎͉͔͠L̶̢͔͈̮̗͍͢G̴̴̤̟͈͖̩̜͇͢ͅO̴̤͖̰̣̘̣̪̱̫̺͖͙̖̻͢͢ ̸̵̭̺̫̪͈̟̠̭͙̖͟͟Ṇ̸̶̸͕͓̗̗͓̜̮̲̤̲͢O̵̧̡̦͍͙͇͚̻W҉̶̧̡̥̞̫͙̭̺
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̵̨̧͙̲̠̤̝͞I͢҉͏̛͏̮̲͔̩̬̦̱̫ͅ'̩͕͔͖̫̭̮̺͓̺̟̮̟̥̠̭͢͟͜M̧̛̖̬͚̯͔͢͟ ̵̡̛͇͖͙̦̦̹͇͚̯̫͚͉͝͠ͅS͏̛̼͓̫̝͞͝O̵̴̸͕̞͓̘̜̟͉͚̳̱̮͈͘͠ͅͅR̢̰͍̜̺̦̥̼͓͍̪̻̼̫͚R̵̷̷̸̬͙̝̟͓̣͈̙͙̯͙̼̲͎̜͘Y͜҉̧͚̬̖̗̗̘̦͓̗̳̹ ̗̳̞̼̬͓͟͠͠I̶̡̧̨̼̞͍̰̱̻̰͖͇̭̺̗̖ ̡̢͕̮͔̟̭̘̩̜̫̻͓̘̙̗͜ͅD̸̵̯̻̹͈͝Ǫ̴̶̤̙͎̞͚̟̼͝N̵͎͓̥̥̥̫̲̘̞̱̫̬͉̪͈͉̕͘͢͠'͏҉̺̟̺̮̟̭̖T̷̹̯̰͎̣̳̣͓̖̙͖̭̬̘̙̪̠͠͠ ͏̴̟̱̦̠̪̝̥̮̳̗͔͕̰̮̠̤͈͜ͅM̸̨̢̥͖͔̳̭͎͎͎̞̦̼̯̤͘͝A̶̢̭̟̯̕͝K̨͔̯̤̪̭͍͓͙̪̕͠E̴̴͇̺͉̦̭̜͙̖͈̮̮̺̕͘͟ ̧͏̲̜̗͕̳̫̻̱͉̠T̴͞͏̥͎̼̞̕H̴͓͙̻̙͍̼̻̘̘͔̺͙͘͜͝E̢̜̹̰̮͇̩̬͟͟͝ ҉͏̰͎͕͙̺̫̳̣̥͈̪͓͉̪̭Ŗ̲̬̻̗̞̥̖̗̘̼͟ͅU̵҉̴̸͓̱̮̤͔̙̞͔̲ͅL̸̷̷̰͇͔͎̼̠̼̝̮̥̭̯̱͙͉͍̬̯͞ͅE͞͏̳̣̘̗͓S͏͇͓̗̳̤̯̭̗͘
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is it possible to see what time a post was boosted at?

BTW HERE'S A WHOLE WIKI (a modern day updated version of Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book) about surviving and getting free stuff
https://stw.darknedgy.net/index.php?title=Table_of_Contents

ANYBODY WANNA DUMPSTER DIVE IN A CERTAIN SOCAL COUNTY ADJACENT TO LOS ANGELES, DM ME
#dumpsterdiving #freestuff

but the biggest mindhack of all is to just be nice to people

CYBREPUNK IS NOW

🔥 🔥 🔥 🎩
🏦 💰 🏛 ~ambient revolution~ 🤑 👮 🔫😄

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called " xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a

there'll be a day when you can be like "yeah I used to be in porn" and it'll be like "oh neat" and anybody who gives you shit for it or treats you differently will seem like a backwards luddite creep

instead of people losing their jobs over their employers finding out :'(

Lifehack: use the Waze and Mr. Checkpoint apps to avoid DUI checkpoints (not because you're drinking and driving but just to save time and avoid police harassment, and DUI checkpoints are bullshit anyway, they're not about catching drunk drivers, they're about an excuse to check and search people)

:hacker_c: :hacker_y: :hacker_b: :hacker_e: :hacker_r: :hacker_p: :hacker_u: :hacker_n: :hacker_k:
:hacker_i: :hacker_s:
:hacker_n: :hacker_o: :hacker_w:

damn mastodon really needs more than 500 chars

So I got bored and decided to look up the #mastodon hashtag on twitter (since people keep mentioning it's trending) and... lmao

https://cybre.space/media/RVXIIcGvY1SaZ-dmLbE

@cypnk Oops! If I ever get into the manufacturing and distribution of controlled substances, I'll be sure to live-toot it and tag you :D

oh shit it's hallo-weekend