Notices by Shower Thoughts (showerthoughts@mastodon.social)

The most unrealistic thing about Monopoly is that everyone starts with the same amount of money #Showerthoughts

Somebody literally exists who is the dumbest person on Earth. #Showerthoughts

If spiders could actually web-swing like Spider-Man, the world would be quantifiably more terrible #Showerthoughts

We get lectured by websites to come up with strong passwords, only to have your password stolen anyway due to bad security on their end.

C-3PO survived two generations of war while iPhone can't even survive two iOS updates #Showerthoughts

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared #Showerthoughts

In the Cars universe, everyone goes around with the equivalent of their Social Security Number stapled to their ass.

Its sad how Wile E Coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels

Anti smoking ads should show the benefits of quitting instead of the harms of smoking. #Showerthoughts

What if instead of rings we bought something practical, like an engagement car? #Showerthoughts

The luxury of breathing through 2 nostrils is never appreciated until you get sick and one becomes blocked for a few days. #Showerthoughts

We humans went to the moon before someone thought to put wheels on luggage #Showerthoughts https://t.co/h21vi9P7xt

What if dogs destroy shoes because thats what we put on before leaving? #Showerthoughts https://t.co/7rnm22CEOT

Being a nudist must be frustrating when you need to clean your glasses. #Showerthoughts https://t.co/vEYgUYQyYC

If being at work on time is important then leaving on time should also be important. #Showerthoughts https://t.co/MkPb2VOE5t

Dreams are just brain screen savers #Showerthoughts https://t.co/y31P106by4

'rick and morty' should do an episode about good hygiene and see if fans get obsessed with that #Showerthoughts https://t.co/h52wJLhWJa

If spiders made any sort of sound nobody would ever sleep #Showerthoughts https://t.co/smUZ8v1vCp

If you live in the city, you're probably within a couple hundred yards of a banana at all times #Showerthoughts https://t.co/DKbZ707lCK

Every time you prove you're not a robot by completing a captcha you're helping a robot learn how to prove they're not one either.