Notices by codl (codl@chitter.xyz), page 4

no shit

(comes upon a place where a lot of spiders have woven their webs) so this is what they call a website huh

oh shit yall korg gadget on the switch http://www.korg.com/jp/products/software/korg_gadget_for_nintendo_switch/

dear diary, i want borger

imagine how much better sports would be if the word "ball"didn't exist and we used
"Orb" in its place

basket orb
volley orb
base orb

Also the us couldn't call their weird version of rugby "foot orb" cos that's clearly not an orb

(bolts awake) great idea: making an entire pokédex of thinking faces (immediately falls asleep again)

@bea im sorry but it absolutely is

@halcy we have 500 dollars from anonymous, who says "hey guys long time user first time donator, fuck cancer, please put my donation towards kill the pull request"

ahhhhhhhh

watch dogs spinoff where you play as a sysadmin trying to figure out where the hacking is coming from

watch logs

dance dance dissolution

naming still the hardest problem in computers

hey

it is so, so good that videogames.com now redirects to giant bomb

love to log in online

PFF i just found out that aliexpress immediately creates an account when you defocus the email input box, before you even submit the form https://chitter.xyz/media/a-elgVlkiXQkMkhhnc4

whomst disturb me

once i tried to order an orangina in spain despite speaking very poor spanish and the person at the counter clearly misunderstood me and started preparing a plate of chicken nuggets or something so i said never mind and got a coke instead

thats my orangina story thanks for reading

@posit i want level editors to make a comeback. game developers are all like "look at my beautiful vistas and set pieces" but i dont care i just wanna see how high a pile of cars i can make before th e game crashes

look for the seal of authenticity on your codl