Notices by Captain Poni 🛤️ (pony@haupt.bahnhof.cz), page 43

@MightyPork Oni nemuzou v CR volit nic :)

@calvin @karen Maybe even usable trackpoints. (Frowning upon the office dell latitude.)

@MightyPork oh, sad. Pulka mych kolegu nastesti nevoli nic.

@SarcasmKid would post another donald pic, but too yawny to do that

Used thinkpads are cool though. I'm probably soon getting a next one because this one is slightly crap.

(I enjoy making sense and being very consistent and stuff.)

@MightyPork what

Hm, what kind of a keyboard would be the best for long typing.

How do you do performance testing on a 🥔 anyway?

> http://www.dpp.cz/image-cache/max-800x600/15639-dopravni_opatreni_od_29_1_libensky_most.jpg

Oh no, another trap bus replacement line that you will wait half an eternity before it shows up and then takes you just round the corner, leaving you with a long walk still to go.

Angry about the Liben bridge again. OK. Just calm down or something.

Or maybe I could try the little R train through Pribram and Breznice and do it like that.

There are bit too many options given how absurdly insignificant is my parents' town.

I've never tried the Budejovice route in the real life because until they introduced those funny "South Express" trains, it was impossible to do a transfer there without waiting for an hour or two. Few times, I tried the local line from Tabor to Pisek and Razice, every single time the conductor there stared at me like I'm an idiot.

Speaking of some non-international travel, I had a pretty scary dream tonight in which I wanted to go home from my parent's town and couldn't decide whether to go via Plzen or Budejovice.

If you want to hide from me, but stay in CZ, maybe try Liberec, Olomouc or Karlovy Vary or something like that. Never been there and never cared about such places.

I wish I was really scary and had secret information and stuff, but it's more like living in a tiny country where almost unavoidably everyone gets to know everything anyway.

@karen I mean, it's her and like three other names that you probably can't avoid to hear about if you know anyone.

@karen It's hard not to think that when I have a friend from Brno who usually sleeps at my place and goes there in the morning, so we go on the same tram to Husinecka.

@karen fifipointment?

@SarcasmKid Don't worry. We all got a Donald of our very own. https://haupt.bahnhof.cz/media/5ufXP-jS8X5RjFC_-5k

@Pasty customary way to announce it would be:
linearni moDely