Notices by Captain Poni 🛤️ (pony@haupt.bahnhof.cz), page 60

@lain @rye sounds dull and noisy

@adidal What about getting an espresso machine?

@Pasty That would fit my expectations.

@kai But, in some unrelated news, I'm missing the feel of a snowed in train station in the dark. Crumbling snow, the cold and promise of going away somewhere to the foggy distance. Stuff like this.

@kai It's just random fun, she's a famous fediverse personality (well, to an extent obviously) and she lives somewhere there. I can't really tell if she minds this or not. But seems to be playing along. I'm still not crossing the 10 km boundary tho.

I should probably delete that picture. But like, I don't know.

@MightyPork Intentionally public cam at the Usti nad Orlici train station. You can google it. It's nice for watching trains. Pretty useless for stalking because, as you can see from the footprints, it doesn't really cover much used parts of the platforms.

I believe this to be the closest picture of Pasty I can make. (Are we getting creepy enough?)

@Pasty hm, according to my calculations, you're not supposed to be online 🤔

@karen tak prece to bylo easy :)

@karen Jde jen o jmeno. V obou pripadech.

@karen You may need to take it less literally. And that bald guy isn't there for nothing.

@karen nope

@eal maybe start with the left one

@eal That's neither of those things :) But good try. I know and dislike that one quite well.

@Pasty That's more or less true probably. Maybe with a slight exception of few flights that were over larger water bodies. But I wasn't a Mastodon user then. So, ok.

If you want to know where I live, you only need to recognize this two things.

@karen That would mean you live in my flat too. I'm not sure if I like that.

@Pasty That depends on the explosive yield of the weapon you want to use (and other variables like if it's a surface or in-air detonation).

@calvin @Pasty I think it'd be better to just scam the info out of other people by making yet another fake Pasty account. But you know, there's no fun with trains in it.