Notices by ɔnɹʇs∀ ʎpu∀ (andyastruc@mastodon.social)

Voltaire was named after the unit of electrical potential because of his infamously sparky writing style.

Hello if you need a writer to talk about video games, comics, TV, films then I am extremely, painfully available for work.

Please I have a mortgage and I ordered too many children.

I like to think when someone follows you on Mastodon a chain forms behind you like Snake and it becomes increasingly hard not to accidentally collide with your own human centipede of followers.

@robertwgehl All I ask is that I finish my brief stint on this Earth without leaving any open brackets or missing semicolons.

"He died as he lived, worrying if anyone would discover the secret compartment in the second drawer of his desk."

is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

Some people have multiple Mastodon accounts but I prefer to organically spread my gross wet tentacles across instances from here like some sort of Apocalypse Now Marlon Brando squid.

Star Wars and Star Trek aliens having filthy hot sex while JJ Abrams nods in the foreground.

local timeline: crickets.
federated timeline: multicultural acid hotpot seizure orgasm.

Interesting that on birbsite I wouldn't have thought twice about making a dumb religious joke related to Easter, but here I'm like "mate, just think for half a minute to see if it's worth it."

Culture of empathy.