Notices by Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz), page 24

person online: oh is gabe/mike from PA bad? i used fresh ground beans this time

boost this pic of smug tohru for no reason

all-nonbinary Shakespeare company putting on Mx. Beth

Every sandwich is lasagna with different ingredients

legend has it if you float out to just the right spot in space all the stars line up to spell out "send nudes"

Princess Leia Organa: No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...

Grand Moth Tarkin: *flutters*

Princess Leia Organa: ...Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

Grand Moth Tarkin: *flutters around the Death Star lights*

Princess Leia Organa: WHAT?

Grand Moth Tarkin: *lands on the superlaser's firing handle*

Remember: the red pill in "The Matrix" was based on estrogen pills. Any man who claims he's redpilled is symbolically becoming a trans woman. Facts not feelings, MRAs; if you don't like the facts, find a different metaphor.

"Do your part" energy conservation plans, like turning lights off when you leave the room, are great for your energy bill, but their job as part of "lowering carbon footprints" is to deflect from the big corporations that actually use the vast majority of the power.

For example, the average US stand-alone home uses ~11,000 kWh per year.

The VERY MOST EFFICIENT roadside LED billboard uses ~61,000 kWh per year. That number rises to ~323,000 kWh at the top end.

#StarWars #Aliens

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as 2019 is, in fact, GNU/Year.

Cause you know...

#GreenWheels #DKNG #PlayingCards

has anyone used this brand watercolor pen before?

sass cat
#cats #digitalart

say what you will about ridley but that alien dragon has a scarily loyal crew.

base blowing up, they focus on killing samus. and no matter how many times he dies, the pirates just rebuild him