Notices by Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz), page 5

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you all want a beer?"

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes."

Ye may think it be R, but in truth, a pirate's first love always be the C.

Apparently NBC/Universal is rebooting Battlestar Galactica *again*, to headline its new Netflix/Hulu competitor Peacock.

All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. And again. And again. And...

#MastoAdmin: If you're running the Glitch fork at 2.9.2 or later, there's an issue with DNS that prevents instances running older versions of Mastodon from communicating with your instance!

This has been successfully resolved on at least one server by flushing the DNS cache. If you run a Glitch server at version >= 2.9.2, please do that now. (The method will vary based on what server OS you're running.)

Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

RPG Life: The PCs hire an NPC to take them somewhere

For the first time, the Cherokee Nation is exercising its right to send a delegate to the US House of Representatives: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/25/politics/cherokee-nation-congressional-delegate-treaty/index.html

also relatable

#MastoAdmin heads up: fedichive.tk (current IP address 71.234.189.151) is scraping the fediverse, *potentially including followers-only posts and DMs*, to make a corpus that can be full-text searched.

For the safety of your users, please block them.

If your instance is on this list, definitely block them; they're using you as a relay to get to the rest of the fediverse: https://files.smooch.computer/x/2019-08-16_17-55-55.txt

(h/t @zoe )

The Matrix is unrealistic because it's a movie where a black man and a woman tell a straight white man that everything he knows is wrong, and he just accepts that.

There's a guy in a shootout with the cops in the neighborhood southwest of Hunting Park in Philadelphia. Stay safe, everybody. <3

You are in 'detached HEAD' state. Where is your neck. Why is your head floating. Make it stop

I've added a couple new headers to my Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon in the last few days, to address some questions I've seen from new users:

* Why should I add a caption to my picture?
* Why can't I search for a specific word or phrase?
* Why can't I quote someone's toot, like a quote-tweet?
* Weird, my server doesn't have a bunch of these features.

I've also changed the list of phone apps I recommend after some useful feedback.

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon

Remember: "I don't know how to do this" doesn't imply "I could never do this" or "this can't be done".

Going to stream our all-kobold #DnD campaign on Mixer.

https://mixer.com/CrashTheDM

Pre-show just started while we get our act together.

pet ur local computers

for they are beepy and good

Pack Tactics S2 Ep 14: Shark Week

"A large shark has burst through the floor and taken a chomp out of your brother, who is currently a giant, huge crab. This is not the weirdest sentence I've said in this campaign."

Follow this series on…

▶Google Podcasts: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iwm5hcx57cucry72u4trd63miki?t=Cogwheel_Gaming
▶Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cogwheel-gaming

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2019/07/pack-tactics-s2-ep-14-shark-week/

Casual Worf