Notices by ghedipunk (he/him/they) (ghedipunk@kitty.town)

Well, the company decided that they only want their software developers to live in NY, rather than AZ, even when they were exceeding expectation. (A person 2 levels above my immediate boss wanted to make a point.)

So, since I live in AZ, and the company's HQ is in NY, NY, I'm without a job.

And this job brings my resume up to 13 years developing software professionally in PHP.

I'm good.

I'm damn good.

And I'm humble. Which might be a problem.

Anyways, anyone need a web developer?

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