Notices by Yep, that's an Euclidean Lindsay (laserscheme@computerfairi.es)

i made a fediverse bot

@mysteriouscompassbot

it posts about a randomlyish generated place sometimes and takes you places if you ask it (by mentioning the word 'take' to it)

(it's also not as complete as i'd like, but whatever)

all the animal emojis should be mirrorable so they can kiss

let 👏 bees 👏 eat 👏 cheese

it has been exactly one year, to the minute, since @squirrel and i found out that we wanted to be with each other

i love you so much maple 💛💛💛 i'm so hella gay for you

i can't believe the video game industry keeps getting away with all these rereleases! every year there's a new damn edition of E3, but when are they going to get to work on E4???

handshakes are just small localised hugs

'You may not send a nudge that often.'

@squirrel that I, Robot movie but called i, maple and instead of Will Smith it's you and instead of the robots from the movie it's maplebots

@squirrel *scrolls up to you on the timeline*
the same orientation?
*shakes your paw*
same orientation!
*waves bye*
same orientation!
*walks off*
the same orientation...

borgers

Help! My Girlfriend Is A Memester
and other tantalising stories

it's kinda weird that there can be like sequels to people

i'm chorp

garfield fix the emojon arbuckles

oh i guess i did the fediverse id thing too https://computerfairi.es/media/EqQSpS_bJS-7YfVv1NI

@markoviancaracal uh let me check
headphones (1)
mobile phone (1)
red pipe cleaner, short (1)
Pac-Man: Adventures in Time CD (0)
white pipe cleaner, short (1)
tarnished 10 cent coin (1)
worn toothpick (1)
cheap wooden chopsticks (3)
the cube (1)

just give me surf rock covers of every song please

@squirrel am, steamed

anyone happen to have any recommendations for a mini bluetooth keyboard with trackpad that could comfortably fit in a 6.5 cm × 16 cm (2.56 in × 6.3 in) space?