Notices by Natalie Weizenbaum (nex3@mastodon.social), page 2

Never trust bosses, never trust landlords.

"1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by air, 4 if by burrowing under the ground, 5 if by digital terrorism, 6 if they were here all along, 7 if by wormholes, 8 if the mode of transport is unknown, 9-16 reserved for client use, 16+ reserved for future ver"
"Paul. PAUL. Two is PLENTY."

fun fact: "cat" in French is "chat", because all cats speak French and francophones enjoy chatting with them

Poirot is such a good character and deserves at least as much exposure as Holmes

Retweeted @addamschloe@twitter.com:

this is quite possibly the best joke I've ever seen

RT @dataerase: