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Notices by selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website), page 2

  1. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 14:54:17 EDT selfsame selfsame

    programming is like a detective novel where idk maybe google "body no head who is murderer" and see if stack overflow turns up any clues

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 14:54:17 EDT from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  2. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-2019 15:39:59 EST selfsame selfsame

    me, running late for interview: *rushes into conference room with a stack of boxes that are falling out of my arms onto the floor and table and everywhere*
    CEO of DropBox: *one eyebrow raised* well I like where this is going..

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Feb-2019 15:39:59 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  3. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 10:20:15 EST selfsame selfsame

    I've got bad news Mastodons have been dead for 11,000 years

    In conversation Friday, 18-Jan-2019 10:20:15 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  4. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jan-2019 11:20:42 EST selfsame selfsame

    *explaining to a civil engineer how cowboy stuff works*
    and that serves as a high traffic thoroughfare leading to a public cow plaza

    In conversation Thursday, 17-Jan-2019 11:20:42 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  5. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Friday, 11-Jan-2019 09:08:57 EST selfsame selfsame

    aliens: holy fucking shit
    humans: I know, first contact right?
    aliens: no you dipshits we're talking about whales
    humans: ooh yeah, whales are pretty cool
    aliens: literally the most amazing thing in the entire galaxy
    humans: did you know you can boil them down into lamp oil?

    In conversation Friday, 11-Jan-2019 09:08:57 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  6. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 12:32:37 EST selfsame selfsame

    Roombas are just domesticated hockey pucks

    In conversation Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 12:32:37 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  7. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 21:52:02 EST selfsame selfsame

    Need a last minute gift idea? Print your toots into a zine and hand them out at the bus station!

    In conversation Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 21:52:02 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  8. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 13:19:19 EST selfsame selfsame

    Hieronymus Bosch is like Where's Waldo for butts with knives sticking out of them

    In conversation Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 13:19:19 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  9. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 13:45:10 EST selfsame selfsame

    the best computer skill you can develop is not having opinions about everything

    In conversation Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 13:45:10 EST from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  10. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 23:38:54 EDT selfsame selfsame

    i've got this weird combination of impostor syndrome and disdain for capitalism, like "oh no i'm not good enough for this job.. heh heh"

    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 23:38:54 EDT from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  11. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 14:58:24 EDT selfsame selfsame

    if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 14:58:24 EDT from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  12. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 10:43:48 EDT selfsame selfsame
    in reply to
    • Christine Lemmer-Webber
    • NaN

    @cwebber @eq ♬ boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i run random shell code on company time

    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 10:43:48 EDT from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  13. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 13:18:06 EDT selfsame selfsame

    I want to say the most important skill in programming is patience? Like when you're 20 tabs deep into variations of "js filereader arraybuffer decode" and not screaming or throwing shit you're probably a good programmer?

    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 13:18:06 EDT from tiny.tilde.website permalink
  14. selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 10:27:57 EDT selfsame selfsame

    swear to god if I ever learn what monads are they better not be functions wrapping functions or some bullshit

    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 10:27:57 EDT from tiny.tilde.website permalink
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