Notices by 🔪💀 MURD-IRIS UR-JAY-S 💀🔪 (irisjaycomics@mastodon.social)

@fluxom_alt it's called transubstantiation not cisubstantiation. if you can't agree that God performs the GREATEST glow-up of all time when he transitions bread into the body of Christ during communion, you can get the fuck out of my cathedral, and hoc est vinum, soror mea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jcxc-ddWKI cats dot jpg

Roses are red
Moon tensions erupt
Murder with rock
Would that be fucked up?

Roses are red
My life is a sham
“Go see Pagliacci”
But Doctor, I am

also hey remember that comic about the trans Alien Queen i was shilling on here earlier this year? the kickstarter didn't manage to get funded, which absolutely sucks, but the silver lining is that i can post the whole story i drew on my website. mmmmaybe give it a peek? http://irisjay.net/index.php/quinn/ #mastodonart

http://irisjay.net just did a little end-of-year portfolio updating. the process feels the same as tidying up a bathroom or organizing a bookcase-- tedious, but the end results are so nice and neat. i REALLY should draw an updated piece of front page art now that my hair is black and i wear nearly nothing but black clothing, though...

oh also if we're talking about webcomics: please read mine. i've been doing this shit since 2005 and have four to my name, three of which i'm actually proud of. you can read them here:

http://epiphany.irisjay.net
http://crossedwires.irisjay.net
http://members.slipshine.net/goldentrick (subscription only, NSFW, co-created with @itsnero )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oNB6tlSZ2A jon bois (the 17776/Pretty Good/Chart Party guy) is directing a new video series written and narrated by the least annoying guy from Chapo Trap House about the history of MMA fighting, the companies that popularized it, and its weird, often unsettling sociopolitical context.

it's updating daily all week, with two episodes already up. like all Bois projects, even if you aren't into sports, it's Worth A Watch

me: “ohhh daaammnn me and my friend Hye could dress up as 2B and 9S from Nier: Automata for Halloween, how dope would THAT be”
me, several googles later: *the one frame from Achewood of Roast Beef angrily clutching his head surrounded by shampoo labels, but it’s me surrounded by webpages with headlines like “HORSEHAIR LINED VELVET MAKES FOR AN IDEAL DRESS HEM”, “MORE CLOSE-UPS OF PAINSTAKING EMBROIDERY”, “COMICAL SHIT-TIER THRIFT STORE JOBS” and “$130, ACCESSORIES NOT INCLUDED, SIZES RUN SMALL”*

there's gotta be a specific slice of wack old dude who will listen to the same vague assemblage of jangly, mildly psychedelic folk-pop seven zillion times and who thinks LP cover design should've stopped dead at "novelty font over grainy photo of musical artist with bad haircut"

you ever see a brand new album cover that's painstakingly done up to look like a piece of shit folk rock self-release from the 1960s and think "oh fuck off, who are you kidding"

TODAY'S FASHION FIND: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwilightsFancy?ref=l2-shopheader-name HOLOGRAPHIC CHOKERS. nero sent the first one to me and said "hey, be honest here, how trans femme aesthetic is this?" (the answer is EXTREMELY trans femme aesthetic)

also hey wanna see the all-time edgiest t-shirt ever

#transdayofvisibility Fun Fact: Trans people are sometimes thought of by cis folks as isolated anomalies, but as a matter of fact, we're practically everywhere! Workplaces, social events, community activism groups, inside your house, climbing up the stairs, right BEHIND YOU LOOK OUT

oh hey i almost forgot it was groundhog day. shoutout to all the groundhog furs out there, all both of you

We’re watching Ridley Scott’s 1985 motion picture film for theaters Legend and uhhhhhhh this movie is fucking bonkers. Everyone has a high squeaky voice and there’s a small child with fake elf ears shouting at Tom Cruise because he let his girlfriend touch a unicorn. Also there are like some Peak Gobbos in this film

SEATTLEITES: does anyone in Seattle have the equipment to convert a VHS tape to a digital file? this is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT