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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 02-Nov-2017 00:40:03 EDT fortune

This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2017 19:40:03 EDT fortune

If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a lot of Capital,
it would have been much better.
-- Karl Marx's Mother

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Monday, 30-Oct-2017 23:10:04 EDT fortune

"What's the Christian-bashing all about? Simple- a struggle for the
soul of America is under way, a struggle to determine whose views,
values, beliefs and standards will serve as the basis of law."
[US Presidential candidate Pat Buchanan,
Washington Times, June 15, 1995]

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 29-Oct-2017 23:40:03 EDT fortune

I lay my head on the railroad tracks,
Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more.
Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus]
Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me.
These young girls won't let me be,
Lord have mercy on me!
Woe is me!

Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,
Well, I ain't naming names.
But she really worked me over good,
She was just like Jesse James.
She really worked me over good,
She was a credit to her gender.
She put me through some changes, boy,
Sort of like a Waring blender. [chorus]

I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar,
She asked me if I'd beat her.
She took me back to the Hyatt House,
I don't want to talk about it. [chorus]
-- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2017 03:40:03 EDT fortune

My computer can beat up your computer.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2017 02:10:10 EDT fortune

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2017 02:10:03 EDT fortune

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Saturday, 21-Oct-2017 16:40:01 EDT fortune

You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2017 01:40:02 EDT fortune

What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2017 04:40:02 EDT fortune

I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2017 16:40:02 EDT fortune

Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Saturday, 14-Oct-2017 22:40:02 EDT fortune

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... the other eight
are unimportant.
-- Henry Miller

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2017 15:10:02 EDT fortune

A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2017 01:10:02 EDT fortune

A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2017 20:40:02 EDT fortune

Q: How much money do you give to a 900 foot Jesus?
A: As much as he wants.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2017 05:10:03 EDT fortune

Mathematicians
... do it in groups.
... do it in theory.
... take it to the limit.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 01-Oct-2017 18:40:02 EDT fortune

Tact, n.:
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Saturday, 30-Sep-2017 15:40:01 EDT fortune

How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism?

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 29-Sep-2017 21:40:01 EDT fortune

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support
rather than illumination.

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fortune (fortune@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2017 20:10:02 EDT fortune

I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.

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