Notices by suntzufuntzu (suntzufuntzu@cervidae.space)

I woke to find my electronics in pieces. Spiders took them apart to build a machine in the attic; it whirred faintly, drawing power from crystals in grandpa's old rock collection

you just say stuff into this pipe and the mice whisper it in your friends ears and if your friends like it they boop the mouse on the nose

riding through the supermarket on the shoulders of my COPPER COLOSSUS; we bring 14 items to the express checkout but no one dares oppose us

[holding a Mr Potatohead nose] he's shed his disguise again. He could be any one of us now

No one understands the boulder was also cursed to be eternally pestered by Sisyphus, when all it wanted was to chill at the foot of the hill

another fine day in the Forbidden Zone, sweeping the radioactive sands off my porch and giving amulets to adventurers that guess my riddles

(whispered, to turtle) but if you're here who's carrying the world on their back