Notices by Oracle(tm) e-Business Social 🎃 (kitredgrave@socially.constructed.space), page 27

React.js is getting relicensed as MIT https://code.facebook.com/posts/300798627056246

programming expectation: I'm going to solve all the world's problems with code.

programming reality: I'm going to solve rich white people's problems with code, while collecting a salary that's a mere fraction of the value my work supposedly creates.

Here's how I prefer you to handle branding:

1. If you have a brand account for your work, DON'T AUTO FOLLOW
2. Be a person first. We want to hear about your work!!!!! Really! But if you don't give us a reason to care about *you*, I sure as hell am not going to care about your work because it feels like all you want is money/attention from me.
3. If this is a larger corporate brand, it's unlikely this is going to gel with Mastodon's culture. Consider: not being here

boost this toot if you trust anthropomorphic sharks in maid outfits to build and maintain your internet network!

There once was an ancient practice, long since lost to our ken. The elders, no longer able to keep pace with the Wide World, would be relegated to a tomb, where only their face would remain.

Such practices are barbaric, nay, sacrilege. An affront to all that the gods stood for. Let such tales serve as a warning against stagnation.

We hope you can take time out of your day, of your brief stint called life in this endless void of a meaningless universe to which all is consumed and to which It comes for, to interact with your favorite #brands today! ☺️