Notices by James D Morgan (ke5mkt@mastodon.xyz), page 11

Seem at a restaurant in Ruidoso, NM

@drift ain't this week over now?

Due to life circumstances my #webdev courses have stalled. Things have calmed down and I am ready get going again. But before I do I have an idea for a JavaScript program for work. One can enter some measurements and it will figure the size of various pieces. Basically a spreadsheet in html. It isn't much and probably something everyone else can do in their sleep but it will help me see what I remember and how much of the course i need to retake

@NYbill ugh! Too much driving. Said the guy who is about to spend his weekend driving

Here I am acting like that whistlewright guy again...

I need to come up with a professional profile page one of these days. It may bring in some business. Something kinda snazzy ya know... maybe with flames and metallic paint

Ok... I guess that I have goofed off as much as I can today. I may as well go out to the shop and try to get something done

Clicking the random article button at #wikipedia and chemtrails came up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?

So a Rabbi, a Priest, and an Imam walk into a bar.

The bartender says "WAIT! Is this a joke?"

@lnxw48a1 @clacke My kids were resistant to waking up most days until I found the solution. I kept a bag of marbles in the freezer. When they refused to get up I'd throw in a handful of frozen marbles. Funny thing about a soft bed... you can't get away from cold marbles

@lnxw48a1 @clacke My kids were resistant to waking up most days until I found the solution. I get a back of marbles in the freezer. When they refused to get up I'd throw in a handful of frozen marbles. Funny thing about a soft bed... you can't get away from cold marbles

I need to quit reading all this serious stuff today. I am feeling the urge to find my tin-foil hat.

https://www.techrepublic.com/article/nearly-50k-websites-infected-with-cryptocurrency-mining-malware-research-finds/

The internet is a scary place boys and girls. Let's be careful out there

The really hard part about forgetting my computer bag is that I don't have my external drive. I do live out of that. This computer seems a little foreign without MY stuff here

In the midst of my goofing off I have been "working" on this https://mastodon.xyz/media/pdKs8z9pCZXS6cZVXPU

@theru Probably better that way. I have been told it is illegal to give Texans beer before 10 in the morning. They say it makes us crazy or something. How would they know? I think that I hover at crazy.

@theru My boss just left for the weekend so my weekend pretty much started too. Did you bring the beer?