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Notices by Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)

  1. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-2018 01:55:39 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
    Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
    Yeah.
    Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
    Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
    Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
    Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm
    Steamed clams.
    Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
    I thought we were having steamed clams.
    D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
    You call hamburgers steamed hams?
    Yes. It's a regional dialect.
    Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
    Uh, upstate New York.
    Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
    Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.
    I see.
    You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
    Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
    For steamed hams.
    Yes.
    Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
    Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
    Of course.
    Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
    Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
    Aurora borealis.
    - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?
    Yes.
    May I see it?
    No.
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Apr-2018 01:55:39 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  2. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 12-Apr-2018 13:39:10 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    right wing cringe is just as tasty as left wing cringe imo
    DamYdPkW4AA-Xlq.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Apr-2018 13:39:10 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  3. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 17:09:28 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)

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    In conversation Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 17:09:28 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  4. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 16:47:19 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    We have to close the height gap.
    DaH0iDFVwAAAb4z.jpg
    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 16:47:19 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  5. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2018 17:38:52 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)

    God_d116eb_6037227.jpg
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Apr-2018 17:38:52 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  6. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2018 05:51:02 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    Looking for a 18-23 year old boyfriend-free girl
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Apr-2018 05:51:02 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  7. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 13:57:43 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    Full pleromo
    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 13:57:43 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  8. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 18:56:26 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    Hi welcome to pleroma, no entry unless you're either wearing or giving out programming socks.
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 18:56:26 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  9. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Mar-2018 10:33:20 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    lewd adjacent is a stupid phrase if i catch you using in im sending in the feds
    In conversation Saturday, 17-Mar-2018 10:33:20 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  10. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Mar-2018 10:32:16 EDT Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    Palermo is a social network for idiot babies use mastodop for real social talk time
    In conversation Saturday, 17-Mar-2018 10:32:16 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  11. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 26-Feb-2018 11:52:37 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    hello pleromo
    In conversation Monday, 26-Feb-2018 11:52:37 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  12. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 16:48:49 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    https://pleroma.soykaf.com/media/22da9368-5460-4acd-a7b8-e3e6f10c2e32/27628621_1589028007813578_788996868797995188_o.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 16:48:49 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  13. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2018 16:41:17 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    https://pleroma.soykaf.com/media/90c83b22-3d3e-4625-9037-75bb928936f2/Cuteasiangirls_bdac77_6500946.mp4
    In conversation Sunday, 28-Jan-2018 16:41:17 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  14. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 30-Dec-2017 15:08:21 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    https://pleroma.soykaf.com/media/66dc9501-a169-4ec5-8e4f-a27fc6e98d1d/Tusky_1514664497173_W622JWXE0I.jpg
    In conversation Saturday, 30-Dec-2017 15:08:21 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  15. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 00:31:31 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    https://pleroma.soykaf.com/media/89903246-bfe0-40df-bf32-491aecc1c459/Tusky_1513402288269_E9EYGH6M6K.jpg
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 00:31:31 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  16. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 10-Dec-2017 21:47:35 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    Windows 98: 2
    In conversation Sunday, 10-Dec-2017 21:47:35 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  17. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 04-Dec-2017 15:08:01 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    tfw i cant afford a pleroma gold account
    In conversation Monday, 04-Dec-2017 15:08:01 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  18. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2017 05:56:25 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    The LGBT acronym is starting to sound like the Big Man Shaq song. https://pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b563a323-367a-4a21-b939-9d388f1f9903/Tusky_1512212146732_87MN7G76F0.jpg
    Tusky_1512212146732_87MN7G76F0.…
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Dec-2017 05:56:25 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  19. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2017 12:21:50 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain aight bitch first of all how dare you, second of all why you steppin on mah turf?
    In conversation Thursday, 30-Nov-2017 12:21:50 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  20. Olivia (pleroma) (sarcasmkid@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2017 10:36:00 EST Olivia (pleroma) Olivia (pleroma)
    W O K E https://pleroma.soykaf.com/media/9c7d7006-6687-4509-9b97-ceb33633ade6/Tusky_1511969751002_FMG3JFL17O.jpg
    Tusky_1511969751002_FMG3JFL17O.…
    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Nov-2017 10:36:00 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
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