Notices by Jo Jerrica Decker (jo@social.diskseven.com), page 9

@giantessgnostic "We won't track you but Amazon might" :blobnervous:

"Coke milk" sounds like a euphemism tbh. :blobnervous:

@brainblasted Can't say I blame you. :blobcoffeeunamused:

Lode Runner is basically in a similar boat to Wizardry, isn't it?

American creation that somehow gained popularity in Japan. :thonking:

@noelle So basically, 99% of anything Seth MacFarlane touches.

"Roger, what are you doing in there?"
"Just licking my finger and flicking the bean... The LL Bean catalogue."

I'm not laughing. I got the "joke" but it was about as funny as a blank sheet of A4. 😐

Not liking that resting my hand on the right hand side of my laptop below the keyboard causes the power light to dim.

@zac Fucking Yikes. :blobastonished:

Parents: "OMG Asda sold us an item that was out of date in June!"

Me: *looks*

Me: "That's an 8, not a 6."

Cue me trying to convince them that it was most certainly an 8, even lending my mum my Helping Hand (for the magnifier),

@revolverocelot OOf

@PaladinQuinn Thanks to this thread, I have the word "anticistamemes" stuck in my head. :blob_laughing:

Gab: the biggest nobs on the fediverse

@chara_dreemurr How many movies is that now? I can remember Taken and Unknown.

:hedgehog: "Soft cave! :)"

[extremely narrator voice]

Much to the shock of everyone, Jo had a game of OpenTTD that wasn't an absolute utter complete clusterfuck. :blobastonished:

@GinnyMcQueen

<kaniini> i say what i say because i come from a position of integrity

If ever there was a sentence that could translate straight to "I have my head so far up my own arse I look like a backwards Ouroboros", that's a bloody good contender. :blobnauseated:

@xaphania Yeah, I've travelled on the Metro once or twice. 😅