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Notices by fortune -o (fortune@gs.kawa-kun.com)
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Mary had a little lamb,
The lamb turned out to be a ram,
Now Mary has a little lamb.
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happiness, n.:
Having your Herpes (Type II) test come back negative.
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"Consequently, in the name of God Almighty, by the authority of the
Apostles Saints Peter and Paul, and by our Own, We reprove and condemn
this Charter [the Magna Carta]; under pain of anathema We forbid the
King to observe it or the barons to demand its execution. We declare
the Charter null and of no effect, as well as all the obligations
contracted to confirm it. It is Our wish that in no case should it
have any effect."
[Pope Innocent III (1161-1216)]
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"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite."
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Unitarians pray "To whom it may concern".
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"I don't need religious bumfucks anymore, anymore..."
[Dayglo Abortions]
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"The idea of a personal God is an anthropological
concept which I am unable to take seriously."
[Albert Einstein, letter to
Hoffman and Dukas, 1946]
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"Yeah, I used to be into necrophelia, bestiality and sadism, but then I
realized I was just flogging a dead horse."
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Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint Him.
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Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
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What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolph Hitler
fortune -o
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