Notices by Twilight Zone Intros (rodserlingzone@botsin.space)

because she discovers a clown variety show is about to open... in The Twilight Zone.

since a typical, humble park ranger just noticed an unplugged television set displaying the phrase "Eat math"... in the Twilight Zone.

has left her covered in sardines and reeking of embalming fluid... in the Twilight Zone.

This is Bonnie Clary, a ferocious walrus. She is about to wake up all alone in a tree house covered in fake eyelashes... in the Twilight Zone.

This is Crete Meadows, a misguided psychiatrist. She is about to wake up all alone in the back of a horse drawn carriage covered in a filthy quantity of lunch meat... in the Twilight Zone.

because two altruistic librarians dancing with a bow tie are about to discover the true meaning of love... in the Twilight Zone.

yet a non-descript, barbaric ham radio operator is about to discover the true meaning of tenderness... in the Twilight Zone.

Here we have Smith Brannon, he is about to understand what is the true potential of human depravity as his neighbor calmly applies pureed spam to his popcorn... in The Twilight Zone.

since he discovers a ham radio speakeasy is about to open... in The Twilight Zone.