Notices by You Deserve Love (altruest@mastodon.social)

Inspiration for your Saturday

When I open the last trash bag and put the empty trash bag box inside

"Hey, what's your sign?"

"Oh, it's Birdo."

"...don't you mean Virgo?"

"No? I'm pretty sure it's Birdo..."

"I don't think-"

*spits an entire egg into your face*

If I could give one piece of advice to new Mastodon people it would be, Be Considerate. We care about each other a little more over here. Embrace the culture of empathy.

A radio station that only plays songs with the lyrics "You won't hear this on the radio".

Every time I see "£ GBP" as a currency option I think they're talking about Good Boy Points. Probably not.

Same reason why I've been playing through skyrim lately. There are just some games that are fun no matter when you pick them up.

*singing*

Hello new people!

It's one in the morning
I'm a little bit tired
But I'm glad that you're here!

It's so wonderful to meet you
And I hope you enjoy this
Community we've built
On the ASHES OF OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

...so have fun!

#introductions Hello new people! 👋🏾

I'm Altruest, a current student getting my PhD in Neuroscience. On Mastodon I have a wide variety of interests, and you can find me talking about books, music, science, podcasts, videogames, or just trying to bring the world some positivity! Mastodon has honestly changed the way I think about social media, I hope you get everything out of it that I have!

(for M A X I M U M E N G A G E M E N T)

#books #science #music #podcasts #positivity #gaming #gameing

You ever think it's strange that as a human race we all have the species-specific memory of all of our physical teeth falling out our physical heads? Isn't that kind of wild?

cosplay

Boost if you agree

Anybody have any suggestions of good international rap they like listening to? 80s era would be preferable, but anything would be nice.

Tired: Mastodon

Wired: Siblinghood of the Traveling Jorts

https://mastodon.social/media/JHgSlkb4nJEu1NM9XfA

https://mastodon.social/media/Zr4jz-nEEtYaapjgPvg

None of my friends thought this was funny but it's literally my favorite comic ever.

Speaking of which, here's my Christmas playlist with all non-traditional Christmas music, if you're interested. https://play.google.com/music/playlist/AMaBXymggwILZB1QFFhZw-0z9yZ11I6wAvvfmi_tkMbCzZdnOW-4FvXSLdcLUgUCxjMQ9y0KjP7k9_Ci4QUxxVVuxBnMA85URg%3D%3D

THIS IS MY 1000TH TOOT. HERE IS MY FAVORITE GIF.

https://mastodon.social/media/_oSEfE-nxDJhxlZDEXs