Notices by Lili (pasty@niu.moe), page 12

@lain
MY FRONTEND IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOURS, JOJO! I FOUND YOUR WEAK POINTS!
yelled Kars.
YOU FOOL. said jojo. I USE TWO DIFFERENT FRONTENDS WITH DIFFERENT WEAKPOINTS

cw: hey
me: oh great its a meme
the actual post: some heavy stuff that probably should have been cwed
me: o_o

I'll need to take over doing all of laundry if my secret clothes stash grows

to incentivize people to not dox me, i am now putting <don't dox> into my bio

if i had my own instance i would call it pastodon
pastoma
PSUSocial

beginner's guide to fediverse:
1. b nice to each other
2. use the introductions tag
3. block dtluna

well my fridge's pleroma instance is full of bots. I dunno why, my microwave's instance is just fine

:blobpats: :blobmelt: 🚖 🎉 ♊️ 🤼♂️ 🥖 ☝️ 🌽 🌽 :kirby_walk: 👍 :udon: 🚘 :gay: 🌽 🌽 :gay: :gay: 🍍 :shock_kosaki: 👩❤️👨 📫 🖐 👌 🎨 👨👧👧 🎉 :pokeball: :hacker_n: :hi_cirno: :blobderpy: ♒️ ♐️ :ayano_minegishi: :animal_crossing: 📫:animal_crossing: :pokeball: 👡 ☝️ 💦 👯♀️ 👩👧 👳♀️ :blobmelt: 🚖 🎉 ♊️ 🤼♂️ 🥖 ☝️ 🌽 🌽 :kirby_walk: 👍 :udon: 🚘 :gay: 🌽 🌽 :gay: :gay: 🍍 :shock_kosaki: 👩❤️👨 📫 🖐 👌 🎨 👨👧👧 🎉 :pokeball: :hacker_n: :hi_cirno: :blobderpy: ♒️ ♐️

"Mastodon is a bad idea because I don't understand federation"
-- some newb

person: joins
me: hey buddy have you heard of pleroma

day 4584789456 people still think there are nazis on the fediverse

since a lot of the newcomers hang out around the #introductions tag, I would like to advertise a good article that talks about how this crazy network came to be. It also comes with illustrations.

https://robek.world/featured/what-is-gnu-social-and-is-mastodon-social-a-twitter-clone/

"mastodon is so fucking complicated, man! why cant it be more like twitter, i just gave them two e-mail addresses, my cell phone number, and the permission to sell every piece of information they get about me, and it was wonders.. and this mastodon thing.. doesnt do any of that!"

@lain >pastinaken
one fear

virgin mastodon stickers: 3$ a piece, no background, third party gets a cut
chad tenshi stickers: price so low it rounds down to zero, stunning quality of both the background and corndog, extremely durable even in extreme weathers

hey friends follow me on pleroma @waifu if you want that sick pleroma content thanks
I will probably post there a lot more now that they got masto frontend working

so today the masto side called pleroma devs shitstains and literal cancer but dt is the rudest person on fediverse uncontended, suuuuuure thing

hello tooters and tooties!
how's the sneepsnooping going my dear awooers? we here at the mastodon develomeen teamereen have decided that blocks and mutes are from now on called notalkytalkies and secret notalkytalkies. re-awoo this tootsie to let every mastodongie know!!

--nyargron

spc stands for
shpuld
posts
cofe

guys quick i need a mastodon client for iOS that supports iOS lower than 9