Notices by Digitalis Purpurea (fidgety@wandering.shop)

I'm coming out of hiatus for a few minutes to give yinz a heads up:

To my fellow photosensitive epileptic friends: DO NOT go see the Incredibles 2. Apparently, there's a lot of scenes with strobe lights -- and, from what I understand, one clocks in at about two minutes solid. At no point are there any warnings.

It's hard to believe that, in this day and age, stuff like this is still being made, and without warnings, at that. But here we are.

Anyway, that's all the information I have.

I can't stress this enough: Adopt older dogs.

The shelter thought that she was around 8 and said "give this sweet girl her retirement home!" Considering that we were first-time dog owners, we thought that a chill dog was what we needed.

She runs circles around us, even after three years. She's never had an accident in the house. She loves kids. She never leaves our sides.

And two weeks after we brought her home, she alerted me that I was going to have a seizure. She still does this.

For reasons I doubt I'll ever understand, my parents have Prince wine.

Even at 10, I could see that Wolverine was probably the funniest character in the entire Marvel universe. He's over the top. He looks like Glenn Danzig. His outfit kind of makes him look like a bad version of the Bee Girl from the Blind Melon video.

And Wolverine is pissed off about everything. Everything. If you tell him to have a nice day, he'll set your toaster on fire.

It's as if his true mutant power is to be the world's angriest Canadian.