Notices by pzmyers 🦑 (pzmyers@octodon.social), page 45

@lilithsaintcrow That's what the palps are for!

@lilithsaintcrow I'm leaning towards more legs, myself. 4 would help, but just to be sure, I think we need 8.

I vote that we get rid of one or the other.

I'm OK, but I feel like I wrestled a bear this morning, and it won. Gravity and bipedalism do not mix well.

My father was a water meter reader for a while. He had stories, but that job didn't require him to go INSIDE houses, like cable repair.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/04/even-dick-cheney-needs-his-cable-fixed/

After seeing so many shitlord cons masquerading as atheist cons, it's nice to see this one rising above the horizon.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/04/wow-2/

I know I've messed myself up, because I've decided not to go into the lab today, and today is spider-hatching day. It's like if a kid tells you they're too sick to get up to open presents on Christmas, you know you've got to take them to the hospital right away.

Also, why is every other part of my body hurting right now? Did I land on them, too?

Took a spill on the ice. Don't worry, I landed on my head.

And knees.

And neck.

I never knew I was a contortionist until now.

Dancing kills fascists, I guess.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/04/commie-know-it-alls-can-dance-but-republicans-cant/

No one here is Irish, right? They aren't smart enough to use a computer?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/03/those-stupid-irish-and-their-inferior-brains/

Memory modules must be getting unplugged. Please stop, Louis CK.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/03/daisy-daisy/

Scientists should be against fascism. How can they not be?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/03/will-scientists-be-smarter-than-atheists/

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/03/finally-an-artist-really-gets-me/

I am happy that there's so much progress in space science, but I'm still waiting for spiders on Mars to be discovered.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/03/good-analysis-of-mu69and-did-you-know-the-chinese-landed-a-probe-on-the-moon/

Do you really want a glimpse into the naked brain of James Watson? Then watch 'Watson Decoded'.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/03/watson-decoded-didnt-do-much-decoding/

@lilithsaintcrow Title?

Oh god. James Watson is going to be highlighted on PBS tonight. I'm hoping "highlight" might be a euphemism for "set on fire".

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/02/i-might-throw-things-at-james-watson-on-my-tv/

I've been doing real science today: washing glassware and scrubbing tables.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/02/spider-update-i-peeked/

mu69 is two lumps of coal and a carrot short of being a snowman.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/01/02/odd-rock-4-1-billion-miles-away/