Notices by pzmyers 🦑 (pzmyers@octodon.social), page 50

I’ve been trusted to be left alone with the granddaughter. If you hear news about fires & explosions & rampaging babies in Boulder, CO in the next hour...that’s us.

Just accept my solution, and all the noise about "Baby It's Cold Outside" will end.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/12/a-solution-to-the-baby-its-cold-problem/

Nah. Whole Foods is a blight, a peddler of quackery & shit.

She’s calming down now. Real medicines work. Who knows, though, maybe emulsified shark cartilage & an essential oil or two would have helped.

Had to run another block to find a real store that sold useful remedies. Got it, finally, ran back to my daughter’s apartment & screaming child. Gave her the good stuff.

Aisle after aisle of supplements, probiotics, homeopathic crap. Nothing useful, unless powdered kale has magic powers. I ask a clerk...one little bottle of adult-strength generic acetaminophen. Fuck.

Whole goddamned Foods.

Picture fat old man breathlessly rushing down the street for his precious grandchild’s relief, only to discover that the local grocery store is...

There’s a grocery store a few blocks away. Grandpa can be a hero & run down there & get tantrum saving medicine! I’m off!

Grand baby got her 2-month vaccinations today. Not happy about it — cranky & upset. Doctor recommends infant Tylenol.

The problem of homology is a problem for homology, not evolutionary theory.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/11/the-problem-of-homology/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBLswOFURRM

The end is in sight. Help us pay off our legal debts from defending ourselves from a frivolous SLAPP suit.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/11/just-25000-to-go/

Do we need to stoop to their level?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/10/different-strategies-for-science-communication/

Brushing up on my field of research in the 18th century. It's a bit short.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/10/old-encyclopedias-are-informative-in-new-ways/

A Satanist says the obvious, gets berated on Fox News.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/09/clenched-fist-salute-to-eric-sprankle-of-minnesota-state-university/

I'm at a loss now.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/09/i-feel-targeted-now/

The War on Christmas is just "Owning the Libs" under another name, and everyone who fights in it is a loser.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/09/jeremy-morris-is-one-reason-we-have-a-war-on-christmas/

Helloooo, Boulder! I see that you spawn very nice babies.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/09/im-in-boulder/

There is something worse than being trapped in an airport.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/12/08/i-thought-i-was-in-hell-but-its-only-purgatory/