Notices by pzmyers 🦑 (pzmyers@octodon.social), page 96

We can't possibly ban guns, so let's work on regulating doors.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/18/its-too-hard-to-ban-guns-so-we-should-ban-doors/

Heather Waye takes an amazing photo.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/18/whats-going-on-in-the-streams-and-lakes-and-ponds-around-here/

Those stewardesses are just too ugly to hand me pretzels.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/18/you-may-be-pleased-to-learn-that-eastern-airlines-dissolved-in-1991/

I don't respect people who dehumanize others, sorry.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/18/i-think-the-deplorables-want-a-participation-trophy/

Colonoscopy done. Good news: my butt is probably not the organ that will kill me.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/17/colonoscopy-complete-a-bit-of-a-letdown-but-im-probably-going-to-live/

I drank it aaaaaalllll up.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/16/colonoscopy-phase-ii-completed/

Down the hatch!

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/16/colonoscopy-phase-ii-the-nasty-stuff/

You just knew this was going to be Milo's fate: pathetic sidekick to a bigger loon.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/16/milos-fate/

@Pogington Yeah, if 20 years ago someone told me the creationists were never going to change, but there was going to be an even worse group of people emerging, and many of them would be atheists, I would have said shut up and get outta here.

You know why evolution is false? Because video games, Harry Potter, and Coke.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/16/how-to-logic/

I'm playing Let's Make A Deal with my colon today & tomorrow.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/16/it-begins-colonoscopy-time/

Palestinian blood is on our hands.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/16/more-death-and-destruction/

Yes! I am familiar with the ridiculous panspermia article from Steele & friends!

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/15/we-all-have-to-have-our-little-niche/

The unstoppable cycle of the resurrection of sexist, racist men's careers, personified by James Watson.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/15/the-poster-child-for-the-invulnerability-of-white-men/

The scouring of Lake Sammamish

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/15/the-scouring-of-lake-sammamish/

One set of class grades all done and submitted, two more to go! Then…no more grading for a year!

Look what you made me do!

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/14/look-what-you-made-me-do/

Evolutionary psychology is just so damn bad, in every way.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/14/science-lesson-what-you-want-to-be-true-aint-necessarily-so/

Jeet Heer actually gets it: "Freethought" is not a word that means you get to babble stupidly about whatever opinion you hold.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/13/freethought/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIIh0l26kY

If only every Democrat had the strength of Maxine Waters…

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/13/do-not-yield/