SandPaper@Balor 2021(b) Left a voicemail with your spouse that you'd be working late. Based on the psychological profile from your email and social media, your assistant discussed with other bots (.1 millisecond long conversation - very long with lots of deliberation) and the group decided you were unhappy with that relationship but couldn't admit it and needed a change.
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