Notices by Yeah Hank (sroracle@mst3k.interlinked.me)

we have to Explode

there was just a lightning strike so loud and powerful it scared my cable box and router into rebooting. but everything else is fine

This is the most messed up disposable battery i've seen in my own stuff before. And it was STILL working when i removed it

This is the east coast headquarters of TransAmerica. Here they determine the sale and distribution of gender fluid for the entire Atlantic seaboard

<@[[sroracle]]> Stan: activate sexy mode
<+Stan> mine isn't /too/ big, but be careful you'll activate your acct

Trees are our enemies

i will defend the honor of chicago until i die. but fuck rahm emanuel

by age 35 you should have your own portal to hell. not mooching off your parents