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Notices by Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space), page 15

  1. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 20:54:02 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • Riley ⚧

    @kwendenarmo that sounds like the appropriate response to drinking horchata of any kind

    (except the cheap storebought mixes, which consistently taste like soap)

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 20:54:02 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  2. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 18:08:39 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • made out of flesh or wood

    @nightpool food bloggers are let's players for recipes

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 18:08:39 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  3. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 11:05:08 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    in reply to
    • pzmyers 🦑

    @pzmyers only through the right of inheritance do i have access to the resources to become a swamp hag, and that's what's wrong with society today

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 11:05:08 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  4. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 08:41:27 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    "what if i just got rid of everything i own to move into the troll shack in the woods" - me, in response to every minor inconvenience

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 08:41:27 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  5. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 08:39:43 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    i feel like most people who talk about becoming a swamp hag do not actually have a shack or swamp available to them, and therefore do not actually struggle with temptation the way i do

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 08:39:43 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  6. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 07:11:54 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    who owns the abandoned train cars on the side of the road. can i just take one. and live in it. who could stop me.

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 07:11:54 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  7. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 05:50:12 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    i've decided my website is ugly as hell and needs to be re-themed, but first i need to finish these commissions from A MONTH AGO and then i need to update my rp threads from A YEAR AGO and then i need to finish editing unprofessional behavior so i can have someone else do a second round of edits and then i need to finish this fic archive site i've been working on and

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 05:50:12 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  8. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 05:37:22 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • made out of flesh or wood
    • Mike Burns

    @mikeburns afaik it's actually the opposite, and the .atom feed specifically includes a lot of extra stuff because it's for OStatus--i think @nightpool knows more than i do about the actual deets, i just use .rss because it doesn't include replies/boosts/anything hidden behind a cw

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 05:37:22 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  9. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 05:31:01 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    the hunt for a photoshop alternative that will satisfy my unbelievably finicky whims continues

    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 05:31:01 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  10. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 23:20:41 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • Wil Wheaton isn't here.
    • Nick

    @linuxfiend @wilw i was wondering the same thing! it *looks* like mastodon, but i can't actually interact with it from my instance, so maybe it's all local-locked for security? it doesn't say anything about mastodon/federation/activitypub in its /faq or /about. :thaenkin: it's a shame, anyway, because it'd be nice to be able to follow~

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 23:20:41 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  11. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 13:29:50 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    it's weird how much of last night's dream involved biding my time and sorting out logistics so someone else could save the day

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 13:29:50 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  12. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 13:27:48 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    days where i run but don't manage to hit my 10k step goal feel so unfair

    i RAN, give me a TROPHY or BADGE

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 13:27:48 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  13. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 13:15:15 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    my sleep schedule is so close to being fixed, i'm so excited

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 13:15:15 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  14. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 12:09:59 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • Aria Bell

    oh my god @shinesurge this is fucking gold HIS LITTLE FACE I'M :blobpopcorn:

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 12:09:59 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  15. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 11:38:44 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    i like 'girl'. it identifies the subject's gender but it also specifically denotes a certain amount of affection that 'female' lacks, without the assumption of humanity that goes along with 'woman'. you know what i mean? the connotations suit me.

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 11:38:44 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  16. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 07:06:48 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    i rewatch peacecraft way too much for someone who has never in their life played world of warcraft

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 07:06:48 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  17. snoozlebee (snoozlebee@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 00:00:58 EDT snoozlebee snoozlebee

    i finished this big weird fish drawing tonight mostly because i want to move onto finishing the inks + coloring another drawing, which also has huge weird fish in it

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 00:00:58 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  18. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 18:39:02 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat!
    • Chris 💾✒🚀🍕🎮🔧📵💻

    @suetanvil @starbreaker you can also add /rss to the end of any tumblr url to get a feed there (i.e. animatedtext.tumblr.com/rss or even animatedtext.tumblr.com/tagged/gif/rss) which can be handy for some webcomics, or just cool blogs in general

    In conversation Monday, 13-Aug-2018 18:39:02 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  19. Story Seed Vault (storyseedvault@wandering.shop)'s status on Sunday, 12-Aug-2018 21:49:22 EDT Story Seed Vault Story Seed Vault

    WE WANT TO PAY YOU FOR MICRO SCI-FI! This is an open call for diverse sci-fi writers that never expires.
    - POC
    - LGBTQIA
    - Indigenous
    - Neurodiverse
    - Disabled
    - Chronically ill
    - All marginalised voices
    We're open from Day 10-24 every month.

    Guidelins: https://storyseedvault.com/submissions/

    #MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

    In conversation Sunday, 12-Aug-2018 21:49:22 EDT from wandering.shop permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty

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      Submissions
      By Alex Massey from Story Seed Vault

      What is the Story Seed Vault?

      The Vault is an online periodical that adheres to the limitation of Twitter publishing. We consider all types of fiction with one condition – your story must be based on science.

      We’re looking for stories that act as story seeds – prompts for spin off plots and weird tangents. We want to think in new ways about how our world works and the possibilities for future worlds, expanding tangentially from what we know now.

      Who can submit to the Vault?

      The Vault will takes submissions from all sorts of writers, from established writers to new, science communicator, or people who have a personal passion for science. As long as you adhere to our guidelines, we will publish your work!

      In accordance with the ethics and values of our editorial team, the Vault is also a diversity-oriented publication. As such, we welcome and encourage submissions from a multiplicity of voices and perspectives, particularly those from marginalized and under-represented groups. Science communication is done by all sorts of people – and we want writers who reflect that diversity.

      Where can I find science to be inspired by?

      We suggest taking a look at science news websites and science magazines, such as the below:

      Ars Technica Technology news, provides breakdowns on the latest scientific advancements. Main focus is IT and ‘gadgets’.
      Science Daily Scientific research news. Does not report on general science news.
      Science Mag Reports on research and general science news. Almost always evidence-based reporting.
      Science Alert and Live Science Pop science news. An easily accessible form of science news that doesn’t use academic language. Prone to clickbait titles.

      If you’re still stuck on what to write, take a look at our submission archives for inspiration and an indication of what we’ve accepted in the past.

      Disclaimer: Story Seed Vault is not partnered with nor sponsored by any of the sites listed above and our authors should research as widely as they can. Have a favourite news site? Let us know! Shoot us an email or @ us on Twitter.

       When does the Vault open for submissions?

      Submissions are open from the 10th to the 24th of every month. We recommend submitting your story the month it is written, in order to publish it as close as possible to the release of the inspiration of your work.

      Thinking of writing a story based on a specific event? Email us and let us know – we can work together to schedule it as close to the event as possible!

       Submission Requirements

      A number of writers have been asking how we would handle the new 280 character limit on Twitter. When we asked what people loved about the Vault, the most valuable components were: 1) the conciseness of our stories and 2) the science editorial.

      Writers enjoyed the challenge of the shorter format.  So, we have decided to provide you with more room to write but give a higher fee to writers who write shorter stories. See our payment terms below.

      Length of Submission
      The Vault now accepts two types of submissions – short and long fiction.
      Short Fiction – Up to 150 characters.
      Long Fiction – Between 150 characters and 200 characters.

      Number of Submissions
      Each writer can submit up to three stories per submissions period.

      Payment

      Despite limited resources, we strongly believe in paying our writers! We pay the following rates for fiction:

      Short Fiction (<150CH) $3AUD per story

      Long Fiction (>150CH/<200CH) $2AUD per story

      Once we’ve accepted your story, we’ll get in touch about the best payment method for you. If you plan to submit more stories in the future, we can hold payments until the amount is larger.

      You can also  donate your commission to Story Seed Vault (we appreciate it!) to help us pay for future stories. If so, we’ll be sure to send you a complimentary copy of any e-book or zine if it spontaneously creates itself.

      How do I submit?

      Email your story to us at storyseedvault@gmail.com. The following must be in your submission:

      1. Add ‘Story Seed Vault Submission’ in the subject line of your email
      2. Your story, with a link to the science you were inspired by.*
        A brief explanation of your inspiration is optional but strongly suggested.
      3. Include a short bio, up to 140 characters. Link to any portfolios or social media accounts you would like to promote.

      *We might require additional evidence of a claim to publish.

      How long do I need to wait for your response?

      We do our very best to respond within 14-21 days. If you don’t hear back, shoot us an email at storyseedvault@gmail.com.

       

      You’re paying me – so what rights do I have?

      You own your story and can do with it whatever you wish after publication. We retain the right to keep the story in our archive and to include it in future electronic or print anthologies. By submitting, you agree to give Story Seed Vault these rights if published. Story Seed Vault takes no responsibility for other parties taking inspiration from these concepts or ideas.

       When will my story go up?

      We publish a new story approximately ever three days, around 1PM AEST.  Currently, the Vault gets approximately 10 submissions a month, which we then schedule up to a month in advance. Your story will go up between 2-4 weeks after it is accepted.

  20. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 09:59:15 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    all i want... are good and comprehensive font-handling tools in an image editor that isn't photoshop... why is this hard

    In conversation Monday, 13-Aug-2018 09:59:15 EDT from cybre.space permalink
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