Notices by Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space), page 2

i saw an audiobook for Candide on sale and went "wait, haven't i read that" and remembered all at once my neighbor coming over when i was in middle school and suggesting i read his copy of Candide and i read it while he hung out drinking beers with my mom and finished it before he went home

my new record got here and it looks like it's made out of melted cherry jolly ranchers 😻

@shinesurge i just imagine them as lucille from arrested development and that makes everything okay

@shinesurge mom and i had a debate once because she thought Mean Grandma Doesn't Want Your Shitty Mug was the sadder option and i strongly disagree

@shinesurge whenever i see a handpainted "love my grandma" mug at a thrift store i have an internal debate over whether i should assume it's the funny option and grandma donated her shitty mug, or the sad option and grandma died and none of her grandchildren bothered to reclaim it

@shinesurge the alt text on the latest page slayed me

"if you tried to do that stuff now you'd never work again, but at the time he revolutionized comedy"

did comedy nerds in the late 1800s complain about how thomas d rice could never have succeeded with these sensitive new audiences

i sold my old record player when i got a new one but now i'm wishing i'd kept it for the office (where i don't have anywhere to put a record player but it's the principle of the thing)

there's a mystery skulls show in grand rapids on october ninth but i don't have anyone to go wiiiith

just remembered how sims 3 awesomemod used to not work with the steam edition because steam was drm and the dude thought anyone who paid for a digital download was a fool who didn't deserve his mod

text as a lossy form of audio compression