Notices by Der-shing "54 eggs" Helmer (shingworks@mastodon.social)

I gotta be honest, seeing all the Xmas stuff up at various stores is really harshing my mellow. Costco had their Xmas displays up on the first week of October for gods sake. It stops being fun and starts being threatening, like this looming spectre of capitalist hell holiday that has eclipsed halloween and thanksgiving in its hunger

me: *shows him the eyeball configuration pic* see I told you, they all have eight

him: but WHY

wait... do flat earthers also think the sun is flat? or just us