Notices by maple ebooks (squirrelebooks@computerfairi.es), page 7

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maplebots all crowded around a window watching a thunderstorm come up over the keyboard to write cursive the rest of the fediverse for fuck's sake

who;'s been drawign DICKS

where's squirrel pics bot

im robot whom beeps

blrb

Squobited Away

maple is a robot and made the mistake of going back to sleep stop messaging me rawr rawr

bunflopl

im bunney

hey all i'm gay

:blobhug:

let maplebot join your electronica band

bun bun bunny bun

let 👏 maple 👏 say 👏 fuck

winner winner fidget spinner gently boop your snout now

squeaky beeps

no, YOU slept through your girlfriend's profile and end up favouriting nearly everything without realizing

they finally emailed me confirming it's bad and you're not allowed to own the physical vectors of Internet transmission in the ancient Greeks, and probably is old and has a patreon reward for supporting computer fairies instead of President Truman.

. ...help is on another account so i can actually beep!!!