Notices by heather "hthrflwrs" flowers (hthr@cybre.space)

"JINGLE BELLS" AND "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER" ARE THE SAME EVENT FROM TWO DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES

DISNEY OWNS EVERYTHING SO IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE NEW CULTURE WHICH CANNOT BE OWNED

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Q: what purpose would there be to this? why do you want this?
A: strongth

play YOU ARE A WIZARD today for that good good "i got into a big fight with sherlock holmes and he broke up with me" content

https://hthr.itch.io/yaaw

i don't know why Adulthood compels me to hoard plastic bags and frankly i'm half-afraid to find out

me: what should i do with this plastic bag
brain: put it in the Bag Drawer
me: just a drawer for plastic bags?
brain: yup
me: alright

[several months later]
me: so the bag drawer's all full up
brain: you haven't been using them???
me: how would i be using them?
brain: iunno
me:

@twitter ominous anonymous: a thousand men synonymous
every one convinced they're sicker than that bosch hieronymous
each one trying to exist alone, to be autonomous
but if one tried to act alone they'd truly be anomalous

Going Postal: capitalism is the root of our destruction and only by actively supporting public good institutions can we start to undercut some of capitalism's roots
Monstrous Regiment: war isn't just hell, it's a hell of our own creation
Reaper Man: man wouldn't it be fucked up if a shopping mall was alive

i've been thinking about it and my favorite discworld book rn is a three-way tie between Going Postal, Monstrous Regiment, and Reaper Man

aka the ones where he gets the closest to dropping the satire entirely and just fucking yelling about capitalism and imperialism

EXCITED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOW THE OWNER OF THE GREATEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW CARS CAN NEVER TOUCH ONE ANOTHER WITHOUT CAUSING DAMAGE. THE TRUE MISERY OF THE METAL FLESH IS ISOLATION. A CAR MAY NEVER CUDDLE ANOTHER CAR

@tom OBVIOUSLY this is how you floss

"Fear versus hope. Hardly an even match."
"That's because you think of hope as something light and fragile. My version of hope has calluses and dirt under the fingernails and isn't past bringing brass knuckles to a fight."

http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2500/fc02418.htm

most shows in the '00s: our villains are terrorists, drug dealers, and criminals
leverage: FUCK military contractors, FUCK venture capitalists, and by GOD, FUCK CEOs

PEPSIMAN IS HERE TO REDESIGN MY LOGO. I TELL HIM I DON'T HAVE A LOGO AND HE GRABS ME BY THE THROAT

maximum funk overdrive

every human enters this world with no context as to anything, and slowly acquires it over years of experience

so we have:
* first strike in space (1973) https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-that-day-three-nasa-astronauts-20151228-column.html
* first protest in space (2017) https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/04/14/first-protest-in-space-targets-trump-with-an-astronauts-famous-words/
* first crime in space (2019) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-49457912

space is starting to become cool again

@gdkar lesbian astronaut accessed her ex-wife's bank accounts from space, in what may or may not count as identity theft depending on how the courts rule