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Notices by catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social), page 25

  1. trash wife 🗑✨ :verified: (fructosedealer@radical.town)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 20:36:01 EDT trash wife 🗑✨ :verified: trash wife 🗑✨ :verified:

    If you boil a funny bone, you make a laughing stock

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 20:36:01 EDT from radical.town permalink Repeated by tcql
  2. Non-Authoritative Information (benhamill@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 19:02:27 EDT Non-Authoritative Information Non-Authoritative Information
    • Snake Girl Ellie

    @noelle Well, great. Now that I've realized that "ace" implies that "ce" is an abbreviation for "sexual", I'll be wondering why people are horny for every software package with a community edition. 🤦🏻♂️

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 19:02:27 EDT from cybre.space permalink Repeated by tcql
  3. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:41:46 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️

    @tom plz

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:41:46 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  4. I̴̅ͣȌ̴ͥ ̈́͐ͬ̀̚C̴̀͊̓ͧor̡r̋̒̄̽̊u̡p̷ͥ̅̓ͪ̊ţ͛io̓̍ͩ̾̎҉ṅͨ ‮✨💻☕ (wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 19:44:54 EDT I̴̅ͣȌ̴ͥ ̈́͐ͬ̀̚C̴̀͊̓ͧor̡r̋̒̄̽̊u̡p̷ͥ̅̓ͪ̊ţ͛io̓̍ͩ̾̎҉ṅͨ ‮✨💻☕ I̴̅ͣȌ̴ͥ ̈́͐ͬ̀̚C̴̀͊̓ͧor̡r̋̒̄̽̊u̡p̷ͥ̅̓ͪ̊ţ͛io̓̍ͩ̾̎҉ṅͨ ‮✨💻☕

    Currently picturing one of these “1984 wasn’t an instruction manual!!” posters but instead it says “2001 a space odyssey wasn’t an instruction manual!!” with no further explanation as to what that’s supposed to mean

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 19:44:54 EDT from social.wxcafe.net permalink Repeated by tcql
  5. Your Wacky Queer Aunt 🏳️‍🌈✊🏻 (lediva@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 13:50:45 EST Your Wacky Queer Aunt 🏳️‍🌈✊🏻 Your Wacky Queer Aunt 🏳️‍🌈✊🏻

    Are YOU a bad enough dude/lady/enby
    to save the crumbling fediverse?

    In conversation Friday, 18-Jan-2019 13:50:45 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by tcql
  6. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 16:27:22 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • Bee!

    @Beemancer brine oriented life-hack:

    it went too long in my life not knowing what a pickleback was

    (for the uninitiated: a shot of cheap whiskey chased with a shot of pickle juice - the saltiness of the pickle brine instantly cuts the burn from bottom shelf whiskey. plus it tastes like pickles and pickles rule)

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 16:27:22 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  7. Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 16:09:59 EDT Snake Girl Ellie Snake Girl Ellie

    "I've decided to get really gritty with my writing recently."

    "Oh?"

    "Yeah, lots of orange fur and huge eyes."

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 16:09:59 EDT from elekk.xyz permalink Repeated by tcql
  8. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 15:51:54 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • snackolantern 🎃

    @er1n express is literally the only webserver framework i've even seen for node 🙈

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 15:51:54 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  9. ✨ OㅅO ✨:heart_sp_les3: (dragonlaurita@mastodon.art)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 22:57:51 EDT ✨ OㅅO ✨:heart_sp_les3: ✨ OㅅO ✨:heart_sp_les3:

    Finally, REAL science
    #OverwatchLeague

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 22:57:51 EDT from mastodon.art permalink Repeated by tcql
  10. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 12:38:39 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • WelshPixie

    @welshpixie how... how...

    i was going to pick on some of these specifically but it's all just so ????

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 12:38:39 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  11. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 11:52:33 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • Rosy maple moth

    @modernmodron

    *catbug voice*
    EVERYTHING
    IS GOING TO BE
    OH
    KAYYYYYYYYYY

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 11:52:33 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  12. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 11:37:26 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • Rosy maple moth

    @modernmodron chirrrup

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 11:37:26 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  13. :trans: HRTPaladinQuinn :wlw: (paladinquinn@lgbt.io)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 05:07:56 EDT :trans: HRTPaladinQuinn :wlw: :trans: HRTPaladinQuinn :wlw:

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THIS IS SERIOUSLY WHAT THEY THINK WE ARE?

    /1

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 05:07:56 EDT from lgbt.io permalink Repeated by tcql
  14. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:37:23 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • Em Grasmeder

    @egrasmed i added some extra "yes"s to this so you can get through the list faster :P

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:37:23 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  15. maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot: (maple@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 06:42:23 EDT maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot: maple, your robot gf :queerplural: :bot:

    wrestling is just anime for people who drink bud light

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 06:42:23 EDT from computerfairi.es permalink Repeated by tcql
  16. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:08:17 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨

    Oh, so you love Mavis Beacon? Then name 3 of her albums

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:08:17 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  17. "the eel" (gayalien@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 01:42:13 EDT "the eel" "the eel"

    pronouns are simply nouns who are paid to do their jobs. i prefer amateur nouns because they have more character

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 01:42:13 EDT from cryptids.online permalink Repeated by tcql
  18. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 05:35:41 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • TQ, activist aspect
    • Dennix
    • tofuwabohu

    @TQ @dennix @tofuwabohu if it weren't for the subscription junk, DarkSky would probably fit 😭

    like seriously, paid subscription just so I can use the widgets ???

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 05:35:41 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  19. catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 04:35:49 EDT catdad 💃✨ catdad 💃✨
    • MaineBot

    @Mainebot those are Good

    what brand?

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 04:35:49 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  20. random colour contrasts (accessiblecolors@botsin.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 12:15:20 EDT random colour contrasts random colour contrasts

    Ice Cold #C0FFEE
    Bleached Cedar #2D1F33

    (Contrast ratio: 13.9:1 | AAA)

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 12:15:20 EDT from botsin.space permalink Repeated by tcql
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