Notices by catdad 💃✨ (tcql@octodon.social), page 62

WHY DID I MAKE THIS https://octodon.social/media/0eM3rkiDd56YwKar0ro

IMO metrosexual should be redefined from "guys who get their eyebrows done" to "people who are only attracted to subterranean rail systems"

my favorite #mastodonmemory

right now

@TipsyTentacle tbh mastodon is the united federation of furries

have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

It can't be bargained with.
It can't be reasoned with.
It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

I'm talking about the invisible hand of the market, ofc

i wonder does gorgonzola get annoyed with everybody misspelling his handl

can we have an end of year mastodon awards show?

call it like... The Tooties? have awards for

- best creative content
- coldest take
- best shitpost
- best customized instance
- most "peak mastodon" toot

etc

just realized star wars is actually better named star vores

- deathstar vores smaller ships
- the trash compactor critter tries to vore everybody
- that asteroid monster vores the millennium falcon
- the rancor vores folks
- han vored by carbonite
- sarlacc vores very slowly

#introductions

hey hi hello i'm catdad

ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃᵈ
ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵇᵒᵗʰ...?

THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART

i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing 💖 | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

*looks at twitter* oh good, i got followed by a tech exec and three more brands

*looks at mastodon* i got followed by 8 witches, 3 queer furries and 7 cybrepunks