Notices by Nobody (Linux Walt ALT) (lnxw37d2@nulled.red), page 6

Tonight’s song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoGxz7Tsmxo

WeSobbing ( #Wasabi ) still having issues multiple days into an outage. This is really bad for a cloud vendor, y’all.

#Fedilab does not make sense and it makes me angry. Why is there a "35" notification, but no new messages? Why does it sometimes scroll back one message, then pretend that the message it moved off-screen is new and unread?

#Android 6

@corbin I hope you have already thought about usage caps, so no one accidentally costs you extra money.

@dansup That’s the emojus that my youngest sends if I call him by his childhood nickname.

@alayna Is this from “A Hat In Time”?

Tranquillity in #SE has “planned” * downtime right now, so #Federati is offline.

* An upstream provider’s unannounced downtime.

“Registered Users” is a worthless measure. How many “Active within thirty days” users?

@rye #2LiveCrew

@amic Does me no good. My Nintendo Switch is at home.

Another thing not to wear to work: those ridiculous #knee_boots.

@eggandburger Back then, most songs came in regular radio length (usually 2-5 minutes per song) and “long disco mix”.

@moonman “I use text mode, so your tracking pixels don’t load and tracking links are revealed.”

Surrounding yourself with #pillows is not a substitute for #depends.

@dansup The biggest issue with large instances is that they leave users dependent on site administrators. If we’re still going to do what they do, what advantage do we offer over #corpocentric socnets?

@dwaltiz The pun may not carry over to Polish. In English, “gluttony” is an overwhelming obsession with eating, beyond what the body actually needs.

@dwaltiz Your server thought its name was “Glutonia”, so it ate all your subscribers.

@dwaltiz Probably just a display bug.

@moonman I think #IRC ossified once its 1990s userbase was happy. 30+ years later, it does little of what today’s people expect from chat and depends on admins and users remembering cryptic codes to perform needed tasks.

@moonman Matrix server and client are both junk. @Koe