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Notices by Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li), page 3

  1. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 18:58:36 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu
    cursed
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    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 18:58:36 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  2. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 18:17:17 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 18:17:17 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  3. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 17:21:23 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 17:21:23 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  4. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 15:58:54 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu
    Please God, I want to impregnate Kim Yo-jong so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant yellow angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
    Kim Yo-jong is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
    I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Korean cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten million starving north koreans. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
    She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
    My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Apr-2020 15:58:54 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  5. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 27-Apr-2020 06:29:09 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Monday, 27-Apr-2020 06:29:09 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  6. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 25-Apr-2020 17:17:57 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu
    Mastodon be like
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    In conversation Saturday, 25-Apr-2020 17:17:57 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  7. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2020 18:52:13 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

    Screenshot_20200318-233808_Disc…
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Mar-2020 18:52:13 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  8. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2020 16:40:27 EDT Azu Azu
    • nyalıßa :blobcatnomstrawberry:
    • Azu
    • zonk 🔒
    @lis @nosleep
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    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Mar-2020 16:40:27 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  9. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2020 15:06:55 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu
    my (cute) friend is streaming please come say hi https://www.twitch.tv/hai_yun
    In conversation Thursday, 09-Jan-2020 15:06:55 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink

    Attachments

    1. hai_yun - Twitch
      from Twitch
      brain throbbing astro tries hard
  10. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2020 14:42:09 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu
    that's some dragon ball shit right there
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    In conversation Thursday, 09-Jan-2020 14:42:09 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  11. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 07:11:15 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 07:11:15 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  12. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2020 19:28:16 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu
    When you visit the jinx main server
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    In conversation Monday, 06-Jan-2020 19:28:16 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  13. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2020 07:47:59 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Monday, 06-Jan-2020 07:47:59 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  14. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2020 07:41:10 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu
    mastodon users be like
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    In conversation Monday, 06-Jan-2020 07:41:10 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  15. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jan-2020 15:25:14 EST Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Sunday, 05-Jan-2020 15:25:14 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  16. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-2019 10:26:10 EDT Azu Azu

    This_was_a_real_PSA_-_-_Homeboy…
    In conversation Sunday, 22-Sep-2019 10:26:10 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  17. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2019 09:36:07 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Thursday, 01-Aug-2019 09:36:07 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  18. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2019 08:34:44 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jul-2019 08:34:44 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  19. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2019 18:37:17 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

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    In conversation Monday, 22-Jul-2019 18:37:17 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  20. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2019 12:32:14 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu
    i was about to go watch that movie, then i watched the trailer
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    In conversation Saturday, 20-Jul-2019 12:32:14 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
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