"One plus one is zero."
"What?"
"I'm a programmer and I moved a couch yesterday."
"...?"
"My arms are tired."
"..."
"I can't carry anything right now."
"....."
"I'm a computer programmer and I camt carry. One plus one equals zero."
"... I hate you."
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Kolus (sashahamilton@vulpine.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2019 14:48:21 EDT Kolus -
Kolus (sashahamilton@vulpine.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 16:40:14 EST Kolus A lof of people sad about opportunity, and lots of comics about how it wants to come home etc. But keep in mind it lasted 55 times longer than it was designed for. The people who worked on it tried their best, and all told it was a massively successful project.
It was built and designed for exploration, and overperfomed all expectations. If you're going to anthropomorphise this little robot, give it its well-deserved pride for overcoming and accomplishing so much. Give it the pride of someone who lived nearly 4000 years fulfilling their calling.