If you use emojis, you have to listen to emo music.
It's the Internet Law. If you don't, you get dragged before the ICANN Music Court in the Seattle Museum of Pop Culture.
They can do terrible, terrible things to you there, involving cages full of goths and Evanescence's 'My Immortal'.
 
      Nate Cull
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