I am now stuffed to the brim with pinnekjøtt (salted, dried, rehydrated, steamed lamb ribs), ribbe (roasted pork belly), kålrotstappe (stewed swedes), potatoes and riskrem (cooled rice porridge folded into whipped cream). I have listened to Sølvguttene (traditional Norwegian boys' choir that ushers in Christmas), watched Tre nøtter til askepott (Czech version of Cinderella dubbed by a single dude who does all the voices) and I have opened my presents. I have done my duty as a Norwegian. 😔🤚🇳🇴