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Me in the kitchen is a fucking nightmare btw.

A few years ago while preparing christmas dinner I almost cut my thumb off while opening a tin can (had to rush to the ER, and I separated most of the nerves so to this date I can't feel the upper half of my thumb at all). And I just sprayed blood everywhere again because I accidentally touched the eknife we used to cut The Bird, and nicely burned my other hand because I touched the hot plate in shock.