@mysticgeek I haven't logged into Facebag aside from Messenger for about a year. just logged in specifically to be amused by this, and... nothing. just New Year shit and my hot distant cousin just turned 21. you'd think by now Facebag would know I CRAVE retardedly long overly-dramatic rants from my former high school classmates or whatever, but nope, nothing. I demand my five minutes of scrolling back 🙃