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As a systems administrator it's important for me to guide other tech kids on the best way forward.
So, as The Smart Girl, I suggest:
Panic. All computers are terrible. Destroy it with a hammer and free yourself from the shackles of modern technology. Frolic in the fields and be safe!
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