Today is not only the last day of a year, it is also the last day of a month, and you know what that means
that's right
100% unadulterated self-promotion, utterly disconnected from any notion of community values, pumped straight into the very heart of [%SITENAME]
it is time to synergiz- [garbled static, fading out and transitioning into a smooth vaporwave beat that sounds vaguely familiar]
the 90s never ended, but soon, 2016 will
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